I'm a ninja
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Of the dance floor
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I got a craving for whatever's yours
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I'm a fucking ninja
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Of the dance floor
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I do the things that you can't ignore
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Are you a ninja?
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Do you drink special brew
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Cause you cant afford a bottle of the champagne too?
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Get out the kitchen if you can't take the heat
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I never eat
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Cause I haven't had a good night till I'm sick in the street
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Ah bro that really smells
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What have you been drinking man
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Super strongbow motherfucker do you wanna can?
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I don't pay by card and
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I don't pay by cheque man
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Ill give you so much change you cant even hold it in your hand ai ai....
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I'm an assassin of the dance floor right?
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I silently assassinate every drink in sight
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I got eyes like a hawk, a serial drink thief
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I'm like Robin Hood apart from that I'm robbing for me
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From the rich cause I'm poor
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A celebrity whore
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I'm the type of boy you told your daughters to watch out for
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And my hands are like samurai swords
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But they're not metal so nothing like swords
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They're just hands
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what the fuck you sayin' man?
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oh... I dunno
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But I'm still a ninja
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Of the dance floor
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My hands look nothing like samurai swords
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But I'm a fucking ninja
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Of the dance floor
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So get ready for what I got in store
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I went to cheapskates, to be a cheapskate
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I went to punk to getta lil crunk
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I went to mahiki thought I could be cheeky
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They wouldn't let me in (NAH!)
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Till I showed my katana (NAH!)
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Is that my drink?
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I ain't got no drink
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I swear that's my drink
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It was just any drink
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Well my drink's been drunk (OH WELL)
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That shit got stole (OH WELL)
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Oh well, welly welly
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Lets take a ride like Nelly
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We could move like jelly
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We're invisible
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we're up all night
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Ive got special powers
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I can stay up for seven whole hours
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I can see when its foggy foggy
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Like Snoop Doggy Doggy
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I'm a ninja dick face, got a tattoo to prove it
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Don't ever let me see you waste your drink cuz Ill lose it
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Give you five whole seconds to finish it up
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Till I come around the corner, take a shit in your cup
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I'm a ninja
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Of the dance floor
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I'll take a shit in everything thats yours
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I'm a fucking ninja
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Of the dance floor
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I drink more than a liquor store
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Are you a ninja? WHAT!
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Of the dance floor? WHAT!
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did you just say something there?
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yeah i was just doing the little white boy bit like "whaat"
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what like Eminem?
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yeah...
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Baby I'm a ninja
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In a western world
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Now let's hear it from my ninja girl
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Baby Boo, all of my friends are ninjas too just like you
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oh... oh shit
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nin nin ja ja ja
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I'm a fuckin ninja
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nin nin ja ja ja
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I'm a fuckin ninja
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nin nin ja ja ja
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I'm a fuckin ninja
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nin nin ja ja ja
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I'm a fuckin ninja of the dance floor
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Ninjas
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| The Midnight Beast |
