We wrote a parody of a well-known track
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And dicked around filming in my parents' flat
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Then put it on a well-known video site
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And we got a million views in a night
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Wasn't it a billion?
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I thought it was a trillion.
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What the hell?
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Let's call it a squillion!
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If you haven't heard of us then wake up!
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We're the Midnight Beast
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We like to say "Fuck"
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Toured the UK and sold out some shows
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Even though we didn't think anybody would go
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Then Channel 4 asked if we'd come in for a chat
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And knocked us all out with a baseball bat
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We woke up surrounded by staff
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Telling us we're funny and "You make us laugh!"
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They pleaded and begged to make a beast show
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Telling us they'd give us everything
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But we said....
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SURE
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Big boys
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Yeah, we're big boys
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We're much bigger than small boys
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'Cause we're big boys
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Living in a big-boy world, a big-boy world, a big-boy world
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We just moved out
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To our very own flat on Channel 4
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In our very own show on Channel 4
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Then they explained we weren't good enough for Channel 4
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But we'd be on the subsidiary of Channel 4
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E4! Wooh! It's our new home!
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But Made in Chelsea sucks!
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Hey leave it alone!
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We're not bregging but our show's the greatest show ever made
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So thanks E4 for this lemonade
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Big boys
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Yeah, we're big boys
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We're much bigger than small boys
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'Cause we're big boys
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Living in a big-boy world, a big-boy world, a big-boy world
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(We just moved out)
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Big Boys
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The Midnight Beast |