I'm with my friends having a sleepover at mine
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Mum said lights off but they're still on at half nine
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There's nothing gay bout doing nails and doing hair
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There's nothing gay bout three boys playing truth or dare
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That's when my brush vibrated right between my legs
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To my surprise it was my phone instead
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Dru makes an interception,
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Grabs my phone out my hand,
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"Hello you've reached The Midnight Beast,
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You're ruining our plans"
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B-DOUBLE-O-T-Y
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It's three over average girls
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Calling three under average guys
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We're fucked up and we're ready to play
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We wanna do things we'll regret the next day
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HEY
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NO! I wanna play cluedo with my bro's
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NO! I wanna paint rainbows on my toes
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NO! I don't wanna ho, I want a comforting look
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When Noah kisses Allie in The Notebook
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BOOTY, BOOTY
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It's just a booty call
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BOOTY, BOOTY
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Even if you're boo-tee-full
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HEY, HEY
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It's just a booty call
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HEY, HEY
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Now my phones on silent
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They still call on private number
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I can't believe this desperation to disturb my slumber
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Party, I'm in my dressing gownie
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While Ashley's making brownies
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Dru is in the back room playing twister on his own
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HELL YEAH
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We're wearing our Jim-Jams
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HELL YEAH
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We're playing a flute
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HELL YEAH
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We're showing our sizes
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The fucking surprise is
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That yours hasn't grown...
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And then I hear my phone
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B-DOUBLE-O-T-Y
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It's three over average girls
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Calling three under average guys
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We're fucked up and we're ready to play
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We wanna do things we'll regret the next day
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B-DOUBLE-O-T-Y
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It's three over confident
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Stereotypical cheerleader types
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We're fucked up and we wanna have fun
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You could be the boys we regret when we're done
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HEY
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NO! I wanna play sleeping lions
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NO! I'm busy defending Zion
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NO! There's no point in calling 'cause I'll never respond
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The boys and me are getting tits from legally blonde
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BOOTY, BOOTY
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It's just a booty call
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BOOTY, BOOTY
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Even if you're boo-tee-full
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HEY, HEY
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It's just a booty call
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HEY, HEY
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I'm not a booty call; I'm just a normal boy
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I want to stay at home and play with all my toys
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We are three boys
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Not looking for three girls
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My ring tones like a missile
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Bringing war to my world
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Cheese strings, party rings
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Are my favorite things
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Marshmallow with hot chocolate
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Bitch we're living like kings
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NO! I wanna have cheese pepperoni
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NO! I wanna play my little pony
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NO! I don't wanna ho, I want a chocolate fountain
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Whilst we snuggle up to watch Brokeback Mountain
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BOOTY, BOOTY
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It's just a booty call
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BOOTY, BOOTY
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Even if you're boo-tee-full
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HEY, HEY
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It's just a booty call
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HEY, HEY
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BOOTY, BOOTY
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It's just a booty call
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BOOTY, BOOTY
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Even if you're boo-tee-full
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HEY, HEY
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It's just a booty call
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HEY, HEY
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Booty Call
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The Midnight Beast |