Last night I was walking down the road
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I was struggling trying to find a happy place to go
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When all of a sudden pops up a man
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With a chicken samosa and beverage in hand
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Funny old man with a gummy smile
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With piss stained pants, he had no style
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It was clear to me he had something to say
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So we both stepped back and said take it away
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Come one and all to a festival
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I wanna teach you all about the Camden crawl
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[S:] Right, so you’ve just gotta do a standard crawl
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[D:] That’s all you do, literally on your hands and on your knees
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[S:] Wow
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[D:] Are you ready to crawl?
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[A:] Not at all
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[D:] Why not?
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[A:] Because it’s a stupid idea!
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[S:] I haven’t done that for ten years or something
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[D:] Doesn’t matter, it’s like riding a bike
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[S:] What and they build a whole festival around this?
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[D:] Well yeah, it’s called the Camden crawl
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This is the chorus, this’ll make you understand why you gotta crawl
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[A:] I’m not getting on my hands and knees
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[D:] You’ve got to
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[A:] I’m not gonna do it
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Crawl, through Camden
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Throught Camden, crawl
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It’s the place to be, with celebrities
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Amy, Doherty on your hands and knees
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Crawl, through Camden
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Through Camden, crawl
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It’s the place for fans to see their favorite bands
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Sugababes, Lostprophets on your knees and hands
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So we’re at a gig still on all fours
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But we can’t see shit kneeling on the floor
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Our legs are sore and hands are in pain
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What you guys doing, you look really gay
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[A:] My hands are so dirty, they smell of like urine and poo
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[D:] Come on guys, why’d you stop crawling?
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[S:] My knees are bleeding, is it alright if I do the other kind of crawl?
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[D:] Well that’s the… no… you can’t. You can’t do that.
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[A:] This is the worst idea possible.
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[D:] What you standing up for?
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[D:] Well I was gonna enjoy, you know, the likes of the very special Sugababes
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[A:] I love Sugababes!
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[D:] …Plan B…
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[A:] I love Sugababes! Don’t I say that everyday?
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I go “I love Sugababes!”
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[D:] Right, then get crawling mate
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Crawl through Camden
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Through Camden, crawl
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It’s the place for I to get high on life
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Hold hands, watch bands, we can touch the sky
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Crawl through Camden
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Through Camden, crawl
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It’s the place to be with celebrities
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Professor Green, Plan B, come and crawl with me
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Crawl through Camden
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Through Camden, crawl
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Come one and all to a festival
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I wanna teach you all about the Camden crawl
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Camden Crawling
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| The Midnight Beast |
