I¡¯m Gary potter,
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You haven¡¯t heard¡¯a me
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You may of seen my bro in the Potter Octalogy (what?)
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That¡¯s eight films you know, I¡¯m quite smart
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But that didn¡¯t help¡¦ getting me a Harry Potter part
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Should¡¯a gone to Hogwarts, I didn¡¯t get in
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Now I¡¯m living life as a wizard has been
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¡®Cause life¡¯s not pretty, it¡¯s actually grim
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Not a fairytale by J.K Rowling
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The wands on the streets are dangerous
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They¡¯re easy to get, I got two!!
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It don¡¯t matter if you¡¯re famous
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We¡¯re still gonna come for you
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Hanging round the streets
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Getting wasted on Butter-beer
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Disappear, steal a couple tings from the sweet shop
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Reappear¡¦
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I got a bump on my head like a tortoise
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Running head first at 9 and 3 quarters
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Everybody put your wand in the air
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Put your wand in the air (put em up)
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Put your wand in the air
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If you don¡¯t get respect
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If you¡¯re a wizard reject
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Put your wand in the air
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Put your wand in the air (put em up)
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Put your wand in the air
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If you can¡¯t do a spell
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Dumbledor you as well
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I used to go to Hogwarts but I had enough
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Soon as I got sorted and put in to Hufflepuff
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Told the sorting hat, go fuck yourself and I quit
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¡®Cause everybody knows that Hufflepuff is shit
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I¡¯m dead sirius¡¦ black was my heart when my girl got stole
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Hermione YOU ATE MY SOUL
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Like a demontor¡¦ Weasley I¡¯m coming for you
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I got Wizard GPS on my Nimbus broom
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Us gingers are meant to stick together¡¦
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Just kidding I¡¯m not really ginger
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It¡¯s just a Hedwig
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Everybody put your wand in the air
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Put your wand in the air (put em up)
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Put your wand in the air
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If you don¡¯t get respect
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If you¡¯re a wizard reject
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Put your wand in the air
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Put your wand in the air (put em up)
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Put your wand in the air
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Because magic is sick
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Voldemort? You¡¯re a dick! Oh
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I¡¯ll give you a guess which house I was in
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Aloehomora your legs n i¡¯ll slytherin
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All the witches in the place
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Think I¡¯m pretty harmless till
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I expelliarmous from
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My dickaramous
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What do they expect-o?
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After I got hexed ohhh
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Now I walk round with a constant erecto
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Would you help reducto
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Might involve a fuck though
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Hogwarts threw me out quick
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For rubbing my broomstick
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Everybody put your wand in the air
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Put your wand in the air (put em up)
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Put your wand in the air
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If you don¡¯t get respect
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If you¡¯re a wizard reject
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Put your wand in the air
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Put your wand in the air (put em up)
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Put your wand in the air
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I keep a spare in my pocket
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If you¡¯re a nasty fat hobbit
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Wands
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The Midnight Beast |