It’s the 80’s and we’re feeling so fresh
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We’re yet to discover the Internet
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So masturbation is at an all time low
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You’re looking for a place to blow your load
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You meet a girl, and she likes your clothes
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You like her too and away you go
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You throw the bait, and she takes the hook
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Whoah pause the scene, let’s take a look
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Do you, or don’t you
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Don’t you, or do you
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Do you, or don’t you
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Use your head, when you go to bed
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C-O-O-N-D-O-M
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M is for mother, who told me a story
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Wear a Johnny Rubber or you’ll be sorry
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STI’s won’t make you fly
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Girls hate guys with syphilis
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Take little Graham he fell in love
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Too busy dreaming didn’t think enough
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But over time Jennys tummy grew
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Now he’s the talk of the town with a baby too
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Do you, or don’t you
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Don’t you, or do you
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Do you, or don’t you
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Use your head, when you go to bed
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I-M-P-L-A-N-T
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Love sock
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Love glove
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Willie-Warmer
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Robbers
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Rubber johnny
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Johnny bag
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Jimmie hatz
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Dobbers
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Something to remember as a rule of thumb
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One up the bum and there’s no harm done
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Love sock
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Love glove
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Willie-Warmer
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Robbers
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Rubber johnny
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Johnny bag
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Jimmie hatz
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Dobbers
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But something to remember as a rule of thumb
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One up the bum and you won’t be a mum
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C-O-O-N-T-R-A-C-E-P-T-I-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-N
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Use Ya Head (Sex Education Skit)
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| The Midnight Beast |
