I wish I was a little bit hyphy, I wish E-40 liked me
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I wish I didn't crash going ghost riding nightly
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Wish I didn't have to face the fact that I'm whack on the track
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White kids aren't hyphy!
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Got kicked out of Slim's like a week ago
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For crumping in the front row at the Anticon show
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And everyone I know says I'm taking my chances
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Cruising through Oakland bumping Sage Francis
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San Jose rappers say they don't want to hear
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Angry emo raps by Eyedea and Atmosphere
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The hippies out in Berkeley tell me I should stop
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Ghost riding my Volvo wearing Birkenstocks
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So I took my Dad's Lexus into town for a spin
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Surprised him back at home with so 18-inch rims
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Up at Live 105 jumping on Aaron's desk
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"Stop playing Mickey Avalon! His concepts are a mess!"
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Traxamillion did this beat, now he's calling on the phone
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Drank too much Hyphy Juice, then I got a kidney stone
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The Bay has come back with a brand new sound
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But it's so hard to be retarded, guess I'll never be down
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[Chorus:]
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I wish I was a little bit hyphy, I wish E-40 liked me
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I wish I didn't crash going ghost riding nightly
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Wish I didn't have to face the fact that I'm whack on the track
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White kids aren't hyphy!
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I wish I was a little bit hyphy, not white like Kiera Knightly
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I wish I had a whip for the girls rocking Nike
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Wish I didn't have to face the fact when I'm back with the raps
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White kids aren't hyphy!
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Showed up at the side-show but they laughed at me
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Tried to ghost ride my whip but I hit a tree
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And I can't yoke my Volvo on five bucks a gallon
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Didn't have any thizz so I popped a Valium, because
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That's how we roll when we're in the Yay Area
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The rippers ride the Yellow Bus we bring the mass hysteria
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I'm up in the club in my brand new stunnas
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Had a seizure form the strobes so my moves got dumber
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Keak Da Sneak looked at me and said, "Yo this kid can dance!"
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I was keeping it so treal that I split my baggy pants
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Then I got up on the mic all def dumb and hyphy
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From Richmond to Vallejo rappers want to be just like me
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E-40's in his scraper with his brand new slumper
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I'm chillin' with Bubb Rubb in the tricked out Hummer
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The kids yell "Yee!" the whistles go "Whoo!"
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Don't know what I just said on this verse, do you?
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[Chorus:]
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I wish I was a little bit hyphy, I wish these rappers liked me
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Wish they weren't on Myspace always typing "Bite me!"
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Wish I didn't have to face the fact that I lack the attack
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White kids aren't hyphy!
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I wish I was a little bit hyphy, not your aver white g
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Catch me in the Source with five mics? That's unlikely
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Wish I didn't have to face the fact that I'm whack like Iraq
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White kids aren't hyphy!
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[Lars:] Check out this dance move, it's the new hyphy style.
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You just throw your arms and legs around like you just got a electrocuted.
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It's the new hyphy style. Let's get it twisted!
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[Chris Ayer:] Easy man! You just kicked my girlfriend in the face! She's bleeding everywhere!
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[Lars:] Come on man...
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[Chris Ayer:] Dude, you come on!
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[Lars:] I'm just keeping it treal!
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[Chorus:]
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I wish I was a little bit hyphy, I wish E-40 liked me
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I wish I didn't crash going ghost riding nightly
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Wish I didn't have to face the fact that I'm whack on the track
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White kids aren't hyphy!
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I wish I was a little bit hyphy, not white like Kiera Knightly
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I wish I had a whip for the girls rocking Nike
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Wish I didn't have to face the fact when I'm back with the raps
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White kids aren't hyphy!
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Shout outs to the whole Bay Area!
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What we used to call Marine World
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Dr. Comics and Mr. Games
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Stanford University - charging too much for a liberal arts education
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Silicon Valley, thanks for inventing the Internet
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The Oakland A's - please don't move to Fremont,
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I'll be rocking that hat with even less allegiance
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YadidII'msayin?
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White Kids Aren't Hyphy
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MC Lars Horris |