Billy built a robot in his parent's garage,
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because he had a list of problems that he needed to solve.
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He said, "I'm sick of the Hills, Laguna Beach is fake and whack.
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Let's party like it's '96 and bring the horn section back."
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Back before Gwen Stefani started rapping with Pharrell.
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Gas cost $1.15 and Goldfinger could sell.
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When reality TV wasn't scripted or contrived.
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The brass was phat and bumpin' and the beats were all played live.
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See, Billy was obsessed with 3rd wave ska.
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The Mighty Bosstones, Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake, he'd seen them all.
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He longed for a time when even Bill Clinton played the sax,
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on the white house lawn, and kids wore shades and checkered slacks.
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So Billy sits back
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In the class and labs.
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Put a notebook on his lap.
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'Cuz he plans a task
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to make a giant robot.
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How's that?
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And bring the real Orange County back.
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This gigantic robot kills.
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He's gonna come down the block, he's gonna fire at will.
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He's got a cannon on his shoulder and a laser in his hand.
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He's gonna win the day for Billy, make the city understand.
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The robot was completed and it opened up its eyes,
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weighing 700 pounds, and standing 8 foot 5.
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With his black coat, white shoes, black hat, set to attack,
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the robot headed to the hills to give those spoiled kids a smack.
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Christoph Leary got knocked flat
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as Billy bumped the Aquabats.
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He ripped out Mischa Barton's spine
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to crank Save Ferris and Sublime.
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He burnt down Heidi Montag's home
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and to blast the OC Supertones.
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His scream was smashing LC's head.
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Ska is not dead.
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This gigantic robot kills.
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He's gonna come down the block, he's gonna fire at will.
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He's blasting bullets from his elbows, shooting missiles from his eyes.
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He's gonna win the day for Billy, take the OC by surprise.
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He'll make you do the macerena
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as you rock your Tamagachi,
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with your Newton down in Woodstock,
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playing Sega la-di-da-di.
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He brought the 90's back,
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and then he freed Tibet.
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If you can't find his jam on Napster then the warehouse sells cassettes.
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(Old school)
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Gigantic (he was)
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Gigantic (this robot)
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Gigantic (so very)
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Gigantic (ska robot)
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This gigantic robot kills.
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He's gonna come down the block, he's gonna fire at will.
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He's got a cannon on his shoulder and a laser in his hand.
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He's gonna win the day for Billy, make the city understand.
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This gigantic robot kills.
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He's gonna come down the block, he's gonna fire at will.
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He's blasting bullets from his elbows, shooting missiles from his eyes.
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He's gonna win the day for Billy, take the whole world by surprise.
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Ska is not dead.
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This Gigantic Robot Kills
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MC Lars Horris |