Hey kids, let's talk about lint!
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Lint in your pockets in your navel too
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Lint on your clothes and in your shoes
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Lint on the carpet, in the washing machine
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Lint in your undies, red, blue, or green
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Lint, lint what are you?
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Lint, lint what do we do -
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With lint everywhere,
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on the floor, on the chair
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Because lint is dangerous if you don't stop it in time
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So listen to this funky lint rock rhyme (uh huh)
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[CHORUS]
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This is the link song, everybody sing along
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Until the break of dawn: lint, lint, lint, lint!
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This is the link song, everybody sing along
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Until the break of dawn: lint, lint, lint, lint!
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Lint is everywhere you look
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On your bed in a library book
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Lint can even be found at sea
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In a boat floating swiftly
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But you didn't think of that
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but you've got lint underneath your hat
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And you've got lint in your navel too
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So get a clue, that lint's got you
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Hey you've got lint growing out
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Of your ears, what's that about?
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You're an old man, man, linty man
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Linty linty linty man
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[CHORUS]
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Gloria Johnson, age 47, had a lint infection in her belly.
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She went to the doctor complaining of a stomachache.
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The lint actually entered her intestines and infected them through her belly button.
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Hey, that's not funny!
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[CHORUS]
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When it comes to being clean take the lint right out your belly
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But don't wipe it on your friends because lint is very smelly
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Don't put it in a sandwich with peanut butter and jelly
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They don't say "TV" in England, they talk funny they say "telly" (what?)
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Lint, lint, lint, lint!
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Lint, lint, lint, lint!
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[CHORUS]
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The Lint Song
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MC Lars Horris |