There he goes as usual, my man
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Breaking my foolish heart
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I really don?? know what to do about him
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I??e told myself I??e got to do without him
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There he goes as usual, my man
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Tearing my heart apart
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He?? made my life a mess
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I??e got to do this I guess
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Goodbye Joe, from here I kiss you
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Goodbye Joe, I hope I don?? miss you
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If you had been on the square
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And had treated me fair
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And we?? not had a tiff
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If you had not said
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I should go and jump right off
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The nearest cliff
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If you had stayed off the make
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And you never had taken
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To coming home stiff
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If I had not smelled perfume
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With a nasty unfamiliar whiff
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I'm gonna miss you, baby
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Things could've been teriff
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Ah, what?? the diff?
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If you had not had the cheek
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To stay out for a week
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Saying, "Back in a jiff"
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If you were not such a two-timing guy
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If you weren't
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If you hadn't
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If you didn't
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If you weren't
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If you hadn't
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If you didn't
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But you have
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And you were
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And you went
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And you did
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And so goodbye
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If I had not seen you
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Take Geraldine on the lake
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In your flat-bottomed skiff
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If you were not out with Sue
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With your arms around her bare midriff
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If I had not seen you pen sexy letters
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To Gwen in your own hieroglyph
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If you had not left me home
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When had two seats for South Pacif
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I'm gonna miss you, baby
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You were too darn prolif
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Ah, what?? the diff?
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If you were not such a hound
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Who when game was around
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Always picked up the sniff
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If you were not such a two-timing guy
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If you weren't
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If you hadn't
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If you didn??
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If you weren't
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If you hadn't
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If you didn??
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But you were
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And you have
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And you went
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And you did
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And so, goodbye
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If when I asked where you?? been
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You had not cliffed my chin
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With a beautiful biff
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Hey, if I had not always found purple
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Lipstick on your handkerchief
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If you had not told me lies
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And then looked in my eyes
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With a smile beautif
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If when I caught you with Kate
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You had not said, ?רt?? of no signif?br! -- Lyrics End>
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If You Hadn't But You Did (From Two On The Aisle 1951)
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