There he goes as usual, my man
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Breaking my foolish heart.
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I really don? know what to do about him
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I?e told my self I?e got to do without him
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There he goes as usual, my man.
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Tearing my heart apart.
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He? made my life a mess
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I?e got to do this I guess
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Goodbye, Joe, from here I kiss you
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Goodbye, Joe, I hope I don? miss you
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[Pistol sound]
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If you had been on the square
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And had treated me fair
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And we? not had a tiff
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If you had not said
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I should go and jump right off
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The nearest cliff
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If you had stayed off the make
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And you never had taken
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To coming home stiff
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If I hand not smelled perfume
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With a nasty unfamiliar whiff
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I? GONNA MISS YOU BABY!
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THINGS COULD?E BEEN TERIFF!
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Ah, what? the diff
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If you had not had the cheek
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To stay out for a week
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Saying ?ack in a jiff
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If you were not such a two-timing guy
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If you weren't
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If you hadn't
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If you didn't
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And you weren't
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And you hadn't
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And you didn?
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But you have
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And you were
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And you went
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And you did
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And so goodbye!
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If I had not seen you
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Take Geraldine on the lake
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In your flat-bottomed skiff
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If you were not out with Sue
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With your arms around her bare midriff
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If I had not seen you pen sexy letters
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To Gwen in your own Hieroglyph
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If you had not left me home
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When had two seats for South Pacif
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I? GONNA MISS YOU, BABY
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YOU WERE TOO DARN PROLIF
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Ah, what's the diff
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If you were not such a hound who
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When game was around
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Always picked at the sniff
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If you were not such a two-timing guy
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If you weren't
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If you hadn't
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If you didn?
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And you weren?
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And you hadn?
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And you didn?
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But you were
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And you have
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And you went
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And you did
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AND SO, GOODBYE
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If when I asked where you? been
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You had not cliffed my chin
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With a beautiful biff
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Hey
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If I had not always found purple
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Lipstick on your handkerchief
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If you had not told me lies
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And then looked in my eyes
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With a smile beautif
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If when I caught you with Kate
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You had not said, ?t? of no signif!br! -- Lyrics End>
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If
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