(Ray Wylie Hubbard)
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He was born in Oklahoma
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His wife’s name is Betty Jo Thelma Liz.
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He’s not responsible for what he’s doing;
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His mother made him what he is.
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And it’s up against the wall redneck mother
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Mother who has raised her son so well.
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He’s thirty-four and drinking in them honky-tonks
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Just kicking all them hippies’ asses raising hell.
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Well, you know, he sure likes to drink that Lone Star beer
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And he chases it down with that Wild Turkey bourbon liquor.
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He got a ‘57 GMC pick ‘em up truck with a gun rack
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And a “I’d Rather Be A Roper Than A Doper” bumper sticker.
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And it’s up against the wall redneck mother
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Mother who has raised her son so well.
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He’s thirty-four and drinking in them honky-tonks
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Just kicking all them hippies’ asses raising hell.
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M is for the mud flaps you gave me for my pick-up truck
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O is for the oil I put in my pick-up truck, drain it out, and put grease on my hair,
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T is for Tolly Parton,
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H is for Haggard
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E is for El Paso and
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R is for REDNECK!
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And it’s up against the wall redneck mother
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Mother who has raised her son so well.
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He’s thirty-four and drinking in them honky-tonks
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Kicking all them hippies’ asses raising hell.
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And it’s up against the wall redneck mother
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Mother who has raised her son so well.
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And he’s thirty-four and drinking in them honky-tonks
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Just kicking all them hippies’ asses raising hell.
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Where, Kinky ?
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Where ? Right here in the Lone Star Cafe in New York City!
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Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother
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| Kinky Friedman |
