(Sheldon Silverstein)
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Put another log on the fire,
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Cook me up some bacon and some beans,
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Go out to the car and change the tire,
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Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
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Baby, fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers,
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Boil me up another pot of tea.
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Put another log on the fire, girl,
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Come and tell me why you¡¯re leaving me.
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Don¡¯t I let you wash the car on Sunday ?
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Don¡¯t I warn you when you¡¯re getting fat ?
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Hey, Fatso!
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Ain¡¯t I gonna take you fishing with me some day ?
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Well, a man can¡¯t love a woman more than that.
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Ain¡¯t I always nice to your kid sister,
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Don¡¯t I take her driving every night ?
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So sit here at my feet because I like you when you¡¯re sweet
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And you know that it ain¡¯t feminine to fight.
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Put another log on the fire,
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Cook me up some bacon and some beans,
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Go out to the car and change the tire,
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Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
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Fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers,
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Boil me up another pot of tea.
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Put another log on the fire, woman,
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Come and tell me why you¡¯re leaving me.
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Yeah, come and tell me why you¡¯re leaving me.
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Put Another Log On The Fire
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Kinky Friedman |