"Can't ya diggit, Honey?"
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"Rated XXX"
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For the ladies, one hundred and ninety-five pounds of beef,
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chinky eyes, curly hair and gold teeth,
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Swingin' with this here stud, you need practice,
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i'm leaving floods of blood on your mattress,
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I'll leave you holdin' your swollen backside and rollin',
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fillin' all three holes just like bowlin',
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Don't ask me what the price is,
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but it's more than your battery-operated devices,
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And I come fully equipped,
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with a temperature adjustment to heat up the tip,
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For demonstrations, watch me slam her,
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you'll notice the sound of steady poundin',
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Like a jackhammer once on it, ya can't cop out,
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i'm poundin' ya down until your eyeballs pop out,
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I'm not your ordinary player,
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because you'll leave in a wheelchair, dear, after I lay ya,
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Get a grip on your headboard and hold on to it,
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or get sent right through it,
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Bite your nipples when I lick 'em,
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not gentle when I stick 'em, huh,
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I'll leave 'em lookin' like a rape victim,
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any girl who steps to it,
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Ends up gettin' their stomach pumped like Rod Stewart,
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i do a damn good job,
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That's why -
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Chicks are on my dick like a human shish kebab
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Only nineteen and over permitted,
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no matter how much young girls wanna be with it,
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You ain't ready for the bed,
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you still got a pussy like Isaac Hayes' head,
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Come back in five years,
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when ya grow some hairs and when ya started drinkin' beers,
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I'm hittin' hookaz by the dozen,
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makin' ya wetter 'cause I fuck better than your husband,
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Givin' ya girl back spasms,
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cause G Rap has 'em orgasm after orgasm,
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Change the sheets? Ya must be kiddin',
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ya gotta change the whole box spring,
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I ain't bullshittin', you get hit with hysteria,
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cause I'ma bury a big one inside your private area,
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All hell is in your tush,
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when Kool G. Rap push pushes inside this bush,
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Anotha homegirl flinches,
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but I got inches for all you lil' wenches,
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The letter G is better when it comes to the letter X,
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An' I'ma talk like sex
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Rated XXX
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"Can't ya diggit, Honey?"
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"Rated XXX"
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Some say that I'm nasty plus,
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hookaz are mad because they can't outlast me,
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Girl, you ain't too small,
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cause I turn your crystal to one size fits all,
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So if you're still confused when I'm screwin',
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let me explain to you exactly what I'm doin',
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Exploring your body like a biologist,
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inventin' new ways just like a scientist,
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Taggin' my name on your buns just like a printist,
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while I'm hurtin' your ass just like a dentist,
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You're so wild I feel like I'm a zoologist,
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stretchin' your shit more than a gynecologist,
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I'm gonna twist your ass to death, miss,
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and when you piss, you'll see more stars than an astrologist,
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G Rap is hot blooded, freakin' horny,
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far from corny, come and jump on me,
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I'm not small and all, I won't break down a stall,
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i drive the ass up the wall,
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Nuts and everything are well in shape,
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the only thing missin' on my dick is a cape,
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Let's get togetha, honey, ya never know what's next,
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and I'ma talk like sex,
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Rated XXX
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"Can't ya diggit, Honey?"
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"Rated XXX"
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Big girls try to squash me,
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but I think with my dick, honey, so come and brainwash me,
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Hit the sack cause I ain't jokin',
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cause when I start pumpin' shit up, I leave it smokin',
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So ya betta hold on tight all right,
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cause my dick is a brown stick of dynamite,
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A stick, a trick, and it kills her,
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i'm probably related to Long Dong Silver,
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But it gets gooder and gooder,
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every time I grab a hooka and I put her on my frankfurter,
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Kiss your breasts to your navel and then I skip,
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cause the only thing I'm lickin' is your ass with a whip,
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And it's a real freaky scene,
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i'm hittin' girls with their heads in a guillotine,
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Why certainly I'm squirtin',
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bust your nut and get up and wipe my dick on your curtain,
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Pushin' your head to the pillow,
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and givin' more pleasure than a double-headed dildo,
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A big ass gives me a hard-on,
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but I fuck bitches with titties like Dolly Parton,
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Time or place doesn't matter to me, sweety,
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i'll fuck you on the "A" train while I write graffiti,
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