You came twice last year like a Sears catalog,
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Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg,
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Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God,
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Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog,
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Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down,
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But baby your black box is the one that I found,
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I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money,
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Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny.
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So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes,
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I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes,
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She's one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied,
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She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side,
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There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose,
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Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes,
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Yeah I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be,
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Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny.
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Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
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I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes,
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Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
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And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty,
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Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,
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I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes,
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Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,
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And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty.
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