A is for "Apple",
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B is for "Balloons",
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C is for "Crayons",
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D is for "Drum",
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Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell,
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One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two,
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That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew,
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Not really realizing the prize that's been begot to her,
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The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher,
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Genius with a penis the few the proud the me,
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I liked me so much I had to buy the company,
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Soul for sale sold to Satan for a hell of a lotta luck,
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I'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at Starbucks,
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Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorized,
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Idolized or despised bet I'm gettin' recognized,
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Mount Rushmore it? No ignore it can't rock with no big head,
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Half of the people want me half of the people want me dead,
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I am the Angel of Def with my rhymes against humanity,
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Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity,
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The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope,
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It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope,
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Conclusions you drew proportions you blew,
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Lost son of Iggy, False Bigger nose than Ziggy, True,
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Yes my name is Jimmy Pop no my pop's name is Dick,
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Don't admit to kick it slick you thick derelict critic,
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Put down for missed notes put up with misquotes,
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Don't want the whole story? Should have bought the Cliff Notes,
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Like Fingerpainting 101 give me no credit for having class,
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One thumb on the pulse of the nation one thumb in your girlfriend's ass,
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Written on written off scoff callin' me a joke,
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I don't think that I'm a sell-out but I do "Enjoy Coke!",
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I struck gold but never took it for granite that's how I planned it so can it,
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Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it,
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When I die no lie plan on mass pandemonium,
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They may display my brain in a pickle jar at the Smithsonian,
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The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope,
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It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope,
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One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope,
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The inevitable return of the Great White Dope,
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One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope,
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The inevitable return of the Great White Dope,
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One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope,
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The inevitable return of the Great White Dope,
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One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope,
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The inevitable return of the Great White Dope,
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Great White Dope,
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Great White Dope,
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Great White Dope,
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Great White Dope.
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The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope
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