Twas the night before Christmas
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when all through the house
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Everybody was stoned
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even the mouse
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Man from the courthouse
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and me from jail
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I just settled down
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to get a piece of her tail
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When all of a sudden
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I heard such a clatter
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I tripped on my dick
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and busted my bladder!!
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I went downstairs
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and what did I see?!
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A fat little red Fagot
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hangin from a tree!
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He stuffed the stockings
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with reefers and beer
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And a big fat hairy dick
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for the family queer
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That's the end of my story
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Funny wasn't it, ya see?
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She didn't even...
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She didn't see my thing behind ya
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leave ya for this private eye
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I was there to give'em near to my
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zima zima mommy fah
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I'm gonna say this
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hope it don't offend ya
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came to the grizma
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give'em a taste of me
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give'em a little excitement to the damn monkey
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your monkey can stay with me
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhh
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Chevy took my brain
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same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day
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he will never zima zima
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never never not that day
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I'm really sick of all this excitement
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yeah, but he thinks he's better than me
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uma zooma nooga dunga
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you can suck my dick all day
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one, two, three, four
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santa can suck my dick all day!
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XMas Song
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Korn |