XXL
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Keith Anderson/Bob DiPiero (ASCAP)/(BMI)
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Momma was exhausted after she had me
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Took two nurses to hold me and one nurse to slap me
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Doctor turned to momma and shook his head
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Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said
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"This boys way off the charts as far as I can tell
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Ooohhh bbbb momma's he's a double X-L"
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By the second grade I was 5ft 2
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Fifth grade I was wearing a size 12 shoe
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Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the 'Big and Tall'
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And the coaches had me playing high school football
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Uncle Roy said, "Boy you'll make the NFL
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Ooohhh bbbb son, you're a double X-L"
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Chorus
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Double X-L, double X-L
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Don't call me on the phone, just ring my dinner bell
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Double X-L, double X-L
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I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
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Ooohhh bbbb baby I'm a double X-L
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Country cuties in Texas, string bikinis in Florida
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Barbie dolls drivin' a Lexus out in California
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A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold
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They want a real man with meat on his bones
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I'll yank their Yankees and ring their southern belles
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And they say "ooohhh we love a double X-L"
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Repeat chorus 2x
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Tag
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If you have any doubts, come see for yourself
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Why all the girls love a double X-L
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Ooohhh bbbb yeah a double X-L
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Triple X-L too
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XXL
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| Keith Anderson |
