Big Mack was a driver of a semi rig from Denver to the coast of Maine
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And every truck driver and highwayman well they all knew big Mack's name
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He stepped into a diner by the scales where he stopped to weigh
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He looked at me I'm the waitress there and we all heard him say
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Pour me a piece of coffee pass me a cup of bread
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Why you're the sweetest things that I've ever seen and there's a ringin' in my head
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Make my eggs a medium rare over easy now with my steak
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I'm gonna buy you a farm in Texas gal if it takes everything I make
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Well I stood there a starin' at Big Mack kind of in a state of shock
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I told him when she set his orange juice down be careful Mack it's kinda hot
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I've already buttered your coffee the toast is in your cup
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Your french fried soup and scrambled prunes will soon be coming up
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Well I took her apron off grabbed her coat down off the rack
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Took Big Mack's arm and told my boss I'm a quittin' and I won't be back
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I climbed up in my diesel both pipes were a spoutin' smoke
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I heard someone say Big Mack just fell and this time it ain't no joke
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Yeah pour me a piece of coffee...
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I'm gonna buy you a farm in Texas if it takes every doggone thing I make
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Big Mack
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Kay Adams |