Not long ago in a place real far
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I knocked this hutch at a grill slash bar
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Fucking up some prawns n chips
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Cause mac dre don't eat omelets
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Suckin my teeth like I'm the shit
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On gin but I think it's time to switch
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Bar tender give me stoli with roses lime
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I don't want no ice tea island long
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Gimmie stogies with roses n ryme
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Man I get that all the time
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Throwback Steve Larkin #80
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I looked up n I saw this lady
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On my momma
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I ain't fat mouthin
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The bitch looked like she could suck a thousand
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But her ass wasn't really all that giant
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She must have been workin her Fonda diet
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Man you know she looked alike that Filipino girl jay used to like
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Bottom line she was fine you don't see this kind all the time
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Man u know my name first is mac walked up to her put down my act
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I said excuse me lady is somethin wrong
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You've been starin at pimpin way too long
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Y do you keep on eyein a nigga
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Cuddie the bitch started cryin a river
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I said what's wrong like a cared
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She said she caught her pimp fuckin a square
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I said damn you must be devistated
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She said I've been with him since I graduated
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But wait a minute u look framiliar
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I said c'mon now look cicilia
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That's the oldest line in the book
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That's bunk like dope I used to cook
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She said uhh don't u rap
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I said yes it is I andre the mac
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She said well uh if that's the case then wave 5 thow wow in my face
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She said shes been my fan since she was 12
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And if she was gonna choose it might as well be me
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The M to tha D is that five thow wow choosein fee
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Now this story has 4 possible endings
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Is mac dre a going to A reach back like a pimp and slap the hoe and tell her bitch beat it
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I ain't no rest haven for runaway bitchas
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B start speaking swaheeli cause he thinks the bitch is the fuzz tryin ta pinch pimpin
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C or does he P.I.M.P n tell the bitch put it in my pocket you beezie
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I said look if you want dreezy
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You gonna have to put it in my pocket u beezie
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The bitch reached in her flindy bag and almost made pimpin grow a shag
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I said god damn bitch the bitch had 40 grand kids
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10 thousand in stacks a ten I said they gonna put u up under the pen
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I said we can't do this in no bar
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Let's talk about things in my car
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Who is this bitch can I trust her
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Took her outside to my plimyth duster
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She said there's one more thing that you should know
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There's one more hoe and where I go she go
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I said where I come from 3 is fun and plus 1 is too close to none
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Twinkle twinkle
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Cow moo moo
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I shit on niggaz
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Al boo boo [x3]
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That might be a take
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The Adventures Of Al Boo Boo
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Mac Dre |