I went down to the local bar
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To buy my daddy a big cigar
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When I got home he was dead
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Somebody shot him in the head
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Oh dear daddy
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You're not gonna see me grieve
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'Cause you brought out the worst in me
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(Spoken:)
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Yep! It's all true.
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It's true. It makes me cry.
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When the funeral was through
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I had myself a barbecue
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Daddy's bones they sure taste good
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I couldn't have stopped; if only I could
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Oh dear daddy
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You're not gonna see me sad
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'Cause everything you did was bad
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The Funny Song (Oh Dear Daddy)
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| Madonna |
