Well I've been here and I've been there
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And I've been almost everywhere
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There's not a thing that I can't repair
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Cause I'm Stan, yes I am
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The odd job man
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I'm a tradesman, I know all the tricks
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There's not a thing that I can't fix
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Beginners use my concrete mix
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I'm Stan, yes I am
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The odd job man
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Well, that's the way to do it
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Just be as quick as a flash
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Don't hang about, just in and out
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And always ask for cash
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Any job that you want done
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Phone me up cause I'm the one
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Electrical, plumbing, woodwork too
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I'll do the job
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That's right for you
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Well, that's the way to do it
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Just be as quick as a flash
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Don't hang about, just in and out
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And always ask for cash
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I've never done the same job twice
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Listen to me, take my advice
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I'll double the work for half the price
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The finished job
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Will look, looks nice
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I've been around and had some fun
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There's not a job that I've not done
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No unemployment where I'm from
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Jack-of-all-trades
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Master of none
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That's The Way To Do It
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Madness |