She got a valentine from Gary
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I opened it up it said, “Would you please be mine.?
I gave her flowers and some candy
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She opened them up and said, “You're trying to
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make me fat.?
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[chorus]
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(now)
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I just want a new girlfriend
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I just want someone to make me laugh
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I just want a new girlfriend
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I just want someone to laugh at me
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not to smart, not to tall,
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likes to watch tv and play basketball
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I bought a car and let her drive it
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She opened the door and said ?Oh bother, this is
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red.?
I gave her all my notes from algebra
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She opened em up and said, “I can't believe you're
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so stupid.?
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I won't ever make her wash my car, NO!
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I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there
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Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Valentino
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Bowling For Soup |