I wanna talk to you about forbidden pleasures of the flesh
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The most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind
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Better than everything you ever imagined in your wildest dreams
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The secret of the crablouse
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Here's a message for the girls about vaginas
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And the consequence of fiddling with a partner
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Mind your labia they're never out of danger
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If you're gonna go to bed with a stranger
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Creatures might be hidden in his pubic area
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It's the crablouse that's out to get ya!
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It's gonna grab you by the pubic hair
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Shake your pussy wen the bastard's there
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It's there to stay, sucks all day
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It's there to bite, my parasite
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The little vampire, horny and so greedy
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It doesn't care about a penis and it's envy
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It's intelligent, nasty and it's sick
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A party animal, a pervert and a pig
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If a crablouse gets mixed up in your saliva
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Stumbles through your body right into your vulva
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Then waits patiently until a penetration
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Gets it out of there and right into salvation
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It's there to stay, sucks all day
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It's there to bite, my parasite
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Now we know the little crablouse is a raver
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You can't get rid of it unless you use a razor
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It's unbearable, funky and so cool
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A real smartass and nobody's fool
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If you meet a guy who's scratching at his totem
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We all know that it's connected with his scrotum
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He might tell you that his undie is too tight
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But you'll know that it's the crablouse and you're right
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It's there to stay, sucks all day
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It's there to bite, my parasite
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My love machine, my maddest dream
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Turns me on, makes me come
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The Crablouse (Joey's 'The Seven Year Itch')
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