Well, I've already had two beers
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I'm ready for the broom
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Please, Missus Henry, won't you
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Take me to my room ?
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I'm a good old boy
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But I've been sniffin' too many eggs
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Talkin' to too many people
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Drinkin' too many kegs
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Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry,
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Please
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Please, Missus Henry, please
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I'm down on my knees
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And I ain't got a dime.
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Well, I'm groanin' in a hallway
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Pretty soon I'll be mad
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Please, Missus Henry, won't you
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Take me to your dad ?
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I can drink like a fish
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I can crawl like a snake
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I can bite like a turkey
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I can slam like a drake
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Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry,
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Please
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Please, Missus Henry, please
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I'm down on my knees
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And I ain't got a dime.
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Now, don't crowd me, lady
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Or I'll fill up your shoe
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I'm a sweet bourbon daddy
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And tonight I am blue
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I'm a thousand years old
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And I'm a generous bomb
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I'm T-boned and punctured
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But I'm known to be calm
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Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry,
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Please
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Please, Missus Henry, please
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I'm down on my knees
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And I ain't got a dime.
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Now, I'm startin' to drain
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My stool's gonna squeak
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If I walk too much farther
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My crane's gonna leak
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Look, Missus Henry
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There's only so much I can do
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Why don't you look my way
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And pump me a few ?
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Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry,
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Please
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Please, Missus Henry, please
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I'm down on my knees
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And I ain't got a dime.
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Please, Mrs. Henry
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| Bob Dylan |
