Had a crush on Santa
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Since I was 9 years old
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But oh santa, why do you go?
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Once a year you come visit me
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Eat my cookies, leave presents
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the same old routine
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But now Santa, i want something...more
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No presents are what this girls asking for
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Santa sleep with me tonight
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I read these words in her diary
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An invasion of my girlfriend's privacy
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I shouldn't have, but I'm glad I did
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Wonder what does she see in him?
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A big old tub of jelly with a double chin
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He's older than my grandmother
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Indeed this fetish is really bizarre
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A sexual attraction for this holiday jar
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I've got a plan that you wouldn't believe
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But I've got to act fast
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It's christmas eve (3x)
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Santa's suit is what I will get
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And give my girlfriend a night that she'll never forget
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And neither will I
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Went through my closet and found a red robe
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Made a beard out of cotton and stuffed my shirt with pillows
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And drove to my girl's house
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I slipped down the chimney and to my dismay
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Some Santa and my girl in red lingerie
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And in between all the moans and groans
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I heard her say:
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Oh Santa
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Oh Santa
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She said Santa I missed you I love you
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I wish you would stay home forever with me
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Santa I knew you were coming to town,
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But now you are coming with me
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Santa!
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Get off of my girlfriend
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Get off of my girlfriend
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Christmas Crush
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| Home Grown |
