Hey!
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Someone asked if I was straight or gay
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Hey!
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Someone asked if I would drink the very next day
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I wanna keep all doors ajar
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What differs a pub from a bar?
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Hey!
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Is moustaches a thing of today?
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If golf really a sport?
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Nipples, how come I have those?
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What's up with that?
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I dunno
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Hey!
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Does the pope wear a funny hat?
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Hey!
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What's the odour of a smelly rat?
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Is religion
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a good excuse
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to brutalize and abuse?
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Hey!
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Can I sing any worse than this?
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If golf really a sport?
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Nipples, how come I have those?
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What's up with that?
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I dunno
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I Dunno
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Henry Fiat's Open Sore |