Dear Slim,
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My favorite icon put the bong and the knife down
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I'm sick of the songs about strapping your mom and your ex-wife down
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To a nuclear bomb and dropping them on Saddam
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Killing all the muses you use in almost all of your songs
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Except those songs about Slim the Hip-Hoppian God
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They make it seem you don't respect rappers like Biggie and Pac
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Who if it weren't for them you be out of a job
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Or flipping burgers with Ronald McDonald and not leading your mob
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But the Blob's offensive, run and jumping the fences
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And burying politicians in pop culture trenches
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Dude, have some humility, oops responsibility, oops accountability, oops I said humility
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Your face has covered worse magazines
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than the artists and politicians you've mocked on every CD release
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Ooh, how cool; you've proved you lack tact in your songs
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In fact, you've grown up to act just like your mom
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If y'all represent the truth and America's youth
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Act like a leader we could actually use
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You're a celebrity now, oh no, look what you did
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You're America's role model but deny that you're it
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Come on, come on, let's stand together as one
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I ain't yelling about selling my soul, going to hell and back for platinum
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Or gold to show the world is a gullible globe
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Although, I can't respect the coalition of politicians signing petitions
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Fearing Eminem's mission to bitch
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When it's his right to taunt if he wants to fight
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Even if you're frightened of what he might want to write
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You're sworn to defend men, who offend men
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Just because you believe in the first amendment
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Even if it's illogical angst and vengeance
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So defend your senses, but cleanse your dirty lenses
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The law's written to both conservatives and leftists
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It says Vanilla Ice Preservatives can be sexist
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If y'all represent the truth and America's youth
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Act like the leaders we could actually use
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You're politicians now, oh no, look what you did
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You're America's role models but deny art from our kids
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Come on, come on, let's stand together as one
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Censoring, the denial of actual words or factual things declared obscene
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But molesting archdiocese, disease,
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dead people in the streets from shooting sprees, epidemics
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Paramedics clearing debris here and overseas aren't banned from TV
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But yell shit, goddamn, or fuck hear three individual bleeps
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A word's a word, let it be heard and learned
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It's not the individual words but the order that hurts
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Come on, come on, let's stand together as one
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Come on, come on, stop threatening to censor our thoughts
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And you'll get the response you want from now on
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Come on, come on
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Dear Slim
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I Killed The Prom Queen |