I'm just a lonely cavegirl
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Searching for a date
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Looking for cave romance
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Or at least a caveman date
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My momma says I must wait here
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Until the moon is bright
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With cakes, milk and honey as gifts for the Gods
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Or as snack food for Mr. Right
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Now crawl around three times
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On your hands and knees
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And if the face of a handsome man comes into view
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Then he's your caveman love
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I think I must look really silly
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What caveman in his right mind would go for a crawling, circling cavegirl
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Like -
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Oh, are you the man for me?
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My handsome caveman husband
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Is all I'd hoped he would be
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He likes to go out hunting
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Then I cook it for his tea
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I promise to love him forever
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Until he's old and grey
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He'll live to the grand age of thirty
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At which point he'll probably pass away
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But that doesn't mean you stop loving him
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'Cause now you have to prepare
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A burial to show how much you care
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For your caveman love
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First I set fire to my husband
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Then carefully cut off his skin
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Boil in a pot some oysters and snakes
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Let the funeral begin
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Drop in some limpets and winkles
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And sprinkles of mouse, toad and shrew
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Then put out the fire with the cauldron
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And say au revoir to my caveman love
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My caveman love
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Caveman love.
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Caveman Love
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