Ra, ra, Cleopatra!
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Famous beauty coming at ya!
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Ra ra, patra Cleo!
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Guys all go gaga for me-o!
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I am a leader
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And a lady and a queen
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I'm Cleopatra
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Such a queen, never been seen
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I am a pharoah
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Yet they're-o meant to be guys
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But I don't care-o
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I just wear-o beard disguise
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My mum and dad were pharoahs
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I thought my rule's due
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But both my older sisters
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Thought that they should rule too
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Oh dear, they both died!
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I wonder who that would leave
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Little me-o, pharoah Cleo?
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Okay, no time to grieve!
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Think that's alarming, you'd be right
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But it gets worse
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Married my half brother
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And we ruled the universe
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That bad romance
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Led to an overcrowded throne
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But then he died, boo-hoo
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So now I rule alone
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Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah
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All hail lady Cleo!
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Wah, wah, wah, la, la
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Coolest pharoah by far!
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Fashion topped my list of vices
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Bathed in asses' milk and spices
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Then I dressed like goddess Isis
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Long, black hair in ringlets nicest
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Viper's tooth for men entices
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Finest linen robe, top prices!
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Married another brother
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He's an okay geezer
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But never told
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Of my love for Julius Caesar
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Had Caesar's child and hoped
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That he'd be crowned king
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My bro said no, I said 'Oh! '
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And I murdered him
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'Cause I am Cleopatra
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Egypt's royalty
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The ruling pharoah, don't you dare-o
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Mess with me!
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My pokerface smiles
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Only when I see
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A man who takes my fancy like
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Oh! Mark Antony!
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Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah
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Another Roman leader
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Wah, wah, wah, la, la
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No Egyptian crowd pleaser
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Ra, ra, Cleopatra!
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Finally, I'd met my matcher!
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Ra, ra, patra Cleo!
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Ends in death for him and me-o!
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My life was a drama
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I was one kooky mama!
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Wah, wah, wah, you know
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Today I'd be a favourite of the
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Paparazzo!
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