(Talking)
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Year.!
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100 Roman soliders lay dead on the beach, who'd slayed them?
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I am the greatest warrior who has ever lived! Year.!
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Warriors! I bring tidings of great victory, surely there is know other
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Warrior in the land who can beat me! Huh!
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I am the most fearsome warriors to walk the land of the living,
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So I think we've got a problem.
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I think there's only one way to settle this!
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BOAST BATTLE!
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So lets clear the air, grab a chair,
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I've got flair, when I fight a bear.
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I rip off it's skin, for my wife to wear,
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I did it for a dare, I'm your worst nightmare look close, check out my
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Facial hair.
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Relax, face facts, a fight with you would be an anticlimax,
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When you go to war, you don't take off your slackes.
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Look at me I'm tough, I fight in the buff,
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I could say more but I've said enough so...
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Boast Battle!
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I'm so great, shut your face!
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Boast Battle!
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Cause mate in war, you're well off the pace!
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Seems to me that you're not even skilled,
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I can fill a lake with the blood I've spilled.
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I decorate my house with heads of men I've killed,
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I'd stab you right now but I'm trying to chll.
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Year you got a brain but you've just got one,
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I've got five on my beat from the battles I've won.
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In a rage, on a rampage, I've killed more men then old age so...
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Boast Battle!
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And I've only just begun!
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Boast Battle!
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And I'm not even done!
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You're just killing the enemy, that's lazy,
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I've killed my own people, I'm that crazy.
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I go berserk and my eyes go glazy,
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I get so mad I could stab a daisy. (But I won't cause that would be stupid
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All right! All right! Stop!
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Think a while! Look at your style man that's vile!
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You look like you've been dressed by a reptile,
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You're a steaming pile, I'm dressed like a king.
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I wear a torc round my neck when I'm doing my killing,
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And on my finger, I'm wearing a ring.
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When I said I fight nude I wasn't counting my bling! Year!
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Boast Battle!
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Oh! And I paint myself blue!
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Boast Battle!
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That is way, way cooler than you!
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So much better than you, that you ought to bow,
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I'll offer to fight you but you wouldn't know how.
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Enough with the talk year, lets end this now,
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I can sum it all up in just one word...
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Owww! MuuuM!
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Celtic Boast Battle
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