Today I'm starting High School
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Where boys are turned to men
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I packed my sword and shield
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We don't use paper and pen
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Everyone's a jock here
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We don't have Spartan nerds
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The weedy kids were left to die
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As breakfast for the birds
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We're taught to love a fight
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We're taught not to be meek
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And if we're good they feed us
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Three square meals every week
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Let's go fighting now
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Fighting is exciting now
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Rocking at the Spartan School
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A Spartan kindergarten
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I'm the boss that's understood
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I smack them if they're naughty
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And I thwack them if they're good
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I'm feeling rather peckish
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I'm gonna steal some food
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Caught! I'll have to punish you
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Ungrateful Spartan brood
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We promise not to steal
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We're not the thieving sort
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Stealing is considered good
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What's bad is getting caught
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Let's get beating now
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Learn lies and cheating now
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Rolling at the Spartan School
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We have a bunch of contests
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To see who is the best
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The leanest, meanest,
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Roughest, toughest Spartan contest
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This one is my favourite game
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Lashings of good fun
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Didn't feel a thing
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I want my mum
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We passed our last exam
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And it's Spartan graduation
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Straight away we go to work
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No time for celebration
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Ten years active service
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In the army
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No diversion
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There's only one job for a Spartan
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Killing lot's of Persians!
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Wondering about love?
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It's banned until you're thirty
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High School doesn't teach romance
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It teaches fighting dirty
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Let's go fighting now
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Fighting is exciting now
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Rocking at the Spartan School
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Let's get beating now
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Learn lies and cheating now
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Rolling at the Spartan School!
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Spartan High School Musical
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Horrible Histories |