Ain't that about a hoot
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What you so mad about?
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Them gawldamn city folks comin around these here hills
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Lookin for a piece of that tender young ass, yaww
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Let me tell you my Thelma Lou knows better than to
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Give her puddin to anybody else but Pa
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Rappin to this bitch with a red neck
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A red neck, them fuckin red neck
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Rappin to this bitch with a red neck
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Violent J gonna step to that red ass neck
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Bitch you're a red neck
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But I gives a fuck I'm bout to step
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I never met a southern belle cowpolk
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And I know till now you've only fucked your kinfolk
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Bitch I can't believe that
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Everytime you smile you look like Cactus Jack
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Just cut the lights out
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Cause I still wanna bang that bearded biscuit out
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Bitch I knows you's a freak
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Lemme bitch slap that butt cheek
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And try to keep your toothless mouth shut
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And don't say shit you funky ass fat bitch
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I don't square dance
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I drink monkey blood and kick voodoo chants
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But you quick to act like you didn't know
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Like you didn't know that I'm a juggalo gigalo
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Biatch wait hold up (What?)
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I can't have Pa starin at my butt
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Tell him to leave and keep the barn doors closed
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All I need is him tryin to grope my nizzogs
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Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)
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And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)
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Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all)
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Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)
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And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)
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Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch
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Rappin to this bitch with a red neck
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A red neck, a chicken ass red neck
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A bitch with a beard and a red neck
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Hey yo Shaggy step to that red ass neck
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Bitch it's Shaggs
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Before I teabag your face take off them rags
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You been chillin in the barn all night and day
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Shovelin horse shit and fuckin with hay
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Bitch it's your neden I'm finna tag
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I don't give a fuck play your Ricky Skaggs
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Yeah that's right fuck Conway Twitty
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With your red ass nipple on your red neck titty
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Bitch I'm rollin down south
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With a swisher sweet hangin out my mouth
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And sport a Hank Allen cowboy hat
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But after I tap it, man fuck that
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Bitch I'm from the big city
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And I'm finna bust a nut on that one big titty
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Aww shit it's Wilbur's daughter
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Fondlin pig nuts and I caught her
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Bitch drop them hog balls
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She dropped the sack then dropped her drawers
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She looked like a crow that's all I know
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But I still fucked that red neck hoe
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Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)
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And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)
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Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all)
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Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)
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And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)
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Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch
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I know a red neck bitch named Wylita, straight stack
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Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look like flap jacks
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Chicken face bitch two or three good teeth
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But if I ask for sugar she's a big fuzzy peach
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Now I remember when she milked the cows
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Sticks of hay in the mouth, ass hangin all out
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Got me itchin on my balls, and I'm rubbin my wang
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That damn there girl pretty did she need a twang
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Hey there Missy I'm from the East
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And I wouldn't mind layin in the hay for a piece
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You can rub my butt like you do your Pa's
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Or I can hide my meat in between your jaws
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And even hum a little sumthin sweet by Clint Black
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While you stroke and caress my tender nut sac
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You like it rough bitch don't you I'ma bring the pain
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She said ain't that damn movie by John Wayne
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Rappin to this bitch with a red neck
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A red neck, a chicken ass red neck
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A fat bubbly bitch with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neck
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Bitch it's Twiztid with a Z
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You red neck hoe is you fuckin with me?
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Neden scabbed up like a horses ass
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But I'ma tap it anyway and use your head for my nut rag
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Bitch what the fuck?
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Smells like a pile of dead fish in your butt
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Your shirts all covered with pins and fishing tackle
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And I saw more teeth on an apple
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Bitch you better ask Uncle Gus
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Or you and the rest of the Clampett's will get fucked up
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Oh me? I talk to the spirits
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Witches, demons, and they all keep screamin
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Bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh)
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And hoe you's a bitch (That's right)
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Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come aga |