Well I finally found a sitter who'd stay late on Friday night
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So I could do some dancin' underneath them neon lights
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Get out of the kitchen do a little catchin' up with my old man
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And I couldn't help but notice girl that you keep slinkin' by
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Stealin' his attention with the twinkle in your eye
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You're causin' an involuntary clenchin of the fingers on my hand
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So honey move along and find a place to park yourself while you still can
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Dont make me take my earrings out
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Cause I'll show you what a catfight's all about
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I'll throw you down and mop the floor
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A man like mine's worth fightin for
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Dont make me take my earrings out
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And I bet I spent an hour at the bathroom vanity
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Tryin to turn a mom into a ballroom beauty queen
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I dont wanna mess it up but trust me honey I aint scared to break a nail
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Yeah and I'd be glad to spend a night in jail
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(Aw hell!)
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So don't make me take my earrings out
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Cause I'll show you what a catfight's all about
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If you come waltzin' by once more
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I'll drag your butt right out the door
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So don't make me take my earrings out
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(Ah-haw!)
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So don't make me take my earrings out
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Cause I'll show you what a catfight's all about
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I'll throw you down and mop the floor
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A man like mine's worth fightin for
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Don't make me take my earrings out
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If you come waltzin' by once more
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I'll throw you down and mop the floor
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And drag your butt right out the door
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A man like mine's worth fightin for
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So don't make me take my earrings out!
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The Earrings Song
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Gretchen Wilson |