Toot toot! And a beep beep!
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You’re a coal miner’s daughter who turned to the street
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And with a toot toot! And a beep beep! You snorted two hot loads off of the bar seat
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In Hello Kitty couture, always the man du jour I don’t know what that means but I’m sure it ain’t a bore
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Tilly McEloise said she wants to take you to bed Ambush Makeover really gave you Hollywood cred
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HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON’TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP (one two)
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HEY JONNY JONNY IT’S YOUR WORLD THAT I WANNA SHAKE UP
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(one two)
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Hey Jonny you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind hey Jonny, Hey Jonny!!!!
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Toot toot! And a beep beep!
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A Dolly Parton tattoo, I talk to you in your sleep
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It sounds like toot toot! And a beep beep!
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It’s like Easter in your pants and everyone wants a Peep
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Ya little label slut, you make the tabloids nuts But if they only knew you couldn’t rape a donut
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Kiehl’s gift bag, what fancy schmancy schwag
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But it’s that Broadway voice that really makes me gag yeah
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HEY JONNY JONNY D-DON’TCHA PUT AWAY YOUR MAKEUP (one two)
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HEY JONNY JONNY YOU’RE A DREAM AND I DON’T WANNA WAKE UP (one two)
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I’m really really goin’ through it
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so when are we gonna do it
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I grew out all my pubes trying to look like a dude
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in hopes that you’d someday screw it
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I’m reading out like I’m Levar Burton but that’s only cuz I’m really hurtin’
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Beyonce of V.I.P. I wanna be your wifey
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cuz when you’re flirtin’ Gravy Train!!!! is squirtin’!!!!
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I’m living! I’m gagging!
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You’re screening! I’m reading!
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Jonny Makeup
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| Gravy Train!!!! |
