|Gazoyngas a plenty! Back pains she had many!
|For such knockers hooters funbags boys were not even ready
|She could hold your beer! Without hands she could steer!
|Smack a grown man in the face so hard he's shed a few tears!
|GHOST BOOBS OH YOU HARDLY KNEW ME
|GHOST BOOBS OOH WE HARDLY KNEW YE
|It was a fad diet! She had to try it!
|Chrissy Snow looked pretty hot, so Thighmaster?
|Just buy it!
|A paid membership at the bulldyke gym
|Cuz her boyfriend liked Sue Powter so why not impress him?
|What she didn't foresee was that her big'uns would flee
|Her thighs and gut both stayed the same but she could now see her knees
|Her boyfriend he did weep!
|He thought her twiddles would keep
|But they didn't know that they would come back in her sleep!