Where is Zog?
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Where is Zog?
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Where is Zog?
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Where is Zog?
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Where is Zog?
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A grizzled face from the days of my youth
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Where is Zog?
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Taught me to behave in a manner uncouth
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Where is Zog?
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How to kill child, how to raise dog
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Somebody tell me where the hell is Zog?
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Where is Zog?
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Together we dove into oceans of war
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Where is Zog?
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Hacking and whacking through trenches of gore
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Where is Zog?
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Spewed death and hatred from a golden battle barge
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Wherever Zog is living I'm sure that he's living large
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On the world scumdoggir I first met general Zog
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On his way from burning the satanic synagogue
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Processions of his captive slaves were part of his great booty
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He took them to the emperor, he always did his duty
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His battle cattle, bloated bleeding, simply put, spectacular
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The lore of war (which he adored) was part of the vernacular
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I was one of many who begged to join his fell legion
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They wouldn't take just anyone, unless you were norwegian!
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Where is Zog?
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Where is Zog?
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Where is Zog?
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Where is Zog?
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Where is Zog?
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Where is Zog?
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Where is Zog?
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Where is Zog?
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I mounted the great porno-cow
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And became a scumdog
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I ritually defiled myself
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And signed the captains Log
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Finally brought before Zog
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He slathered me with piss
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Draining his bowels took several years
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And not did one drop miss
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And then his eyes fell, upon mine
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There came a hellish glow
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It wasn't love or hate you see, it was
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Well I don't know
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I was hard to win his praise, despite each bloody victory
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No matter how many I slew he always was a dick to me
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But nothing suck-ceeds like suck-cess so I got straight to work
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Crushing babies, torching worlds and acting like a jerk
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The war we waged destroyed the suns and left the planets flattened
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Simply put it was the worst thing that had ever happened
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And Zog, our leader, glorious, sporting a great erection!
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His war0skill was notorious, we always took direction
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Many have mocked us, many have died
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We don't need to succeed so we don't even try
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Destined to godhood, to many's dismay
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Just lords and masters of all we survey...
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It could not be more clear, it's not fucking braille
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A bleeding and bloated and bloody harvest of entrails
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Squirming from my dick-slit, they look like shell-less snails!
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Compared to my crimes, Hitler's pale
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Compared to my crimes
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Compared to my crimes
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Hitler's pale
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Where Is Zog?
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