There's a place so very far
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Most favored of the worlds
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That are missed by Gwar
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We can get there
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As long as it's by stolen car
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Smash your face and go shoot up
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There's a world of which I've heard
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Far beyond the sky
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A place of chicks and pills and booze
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A place where winners always lose
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You'll always hear your favorite band
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Here in metal, metal land
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Here in metal, metal land
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Nothing ever dies
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Except of course our enemies
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And they're attracting metal flies
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Here in metal, metal land
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Everything is loud
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All the chicks are strippers
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All their father's proud
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Metal, metal land, metal, metal sea
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Metal metal air
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Metal you and metal me
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Metal, metal, metal, metal
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Metal, metal, metal, metal
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Heavy metal, metal land
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Here in metal, metal land
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Every day is night
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Except of course when night is day
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But then there is no light
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Here in metal, metal land
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Everything is rock
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Everyone is in a band
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Ever girl sucks every cock
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Here in metal, metal land
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Everything is hard
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Except of course the test you take
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To get a license for your car
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Bullet belts and denim jackets
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Crystal meth in tiny packets
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Witches, warlocks, demon seed
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Booze and cooze and weed and speed
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Metal, metal, metal, metal
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Metal, metal, metal, metal
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Metal, metal, metal, metal
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Metal, metal, metal, metal
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Metal, metal, metal, metal
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Metal, metal, metal, metal
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Metal, metal, metal, metal
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Metal, metal, metal, metal
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Filthy hair and dirty faces
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Flying V's and swords and maces
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80's hair bands are still hated
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No false metal tolerated
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Heavy metal is the law
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Weakness means a broken jaw
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Everything is loud and fast
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Metal up your fucking ass
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Metal plane on metal trip
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Metal hand, metal grip
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It's metal man
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Here in metal, metal land
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Metal Metal Land
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GWAR |