stop
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people please
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while surfing in the ocean
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i somehow lost my hairpiece
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i watched my age increase
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as some pesky octopus
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took my tuft of manhood from me
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(chorus)
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duck diving for my hairpiece
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im searching for my hairpiece
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duck diving for my hairpiece
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octopus hairpiece
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look there on the reef
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make a lasso with my leash
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ride my sea horse to the deep
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im at one with the sea
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im a surfer from the soul
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until a clam swallowed my toupee whole
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(repeat chorus)
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yea dude did i say dude
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i know i sound like bill and ted
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i got a sunburn on my head
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ive been to indo been to france
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but the hairpieces are cheaper
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down in costa rica
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(repeat chorus)
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Octopus Hairpiece
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