Foolish thing to ponder, a more foolish thing to do
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I'm pretty fuckin' glad that I'm not you
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I know she was expecting, ah, we'd get married anyway
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A house, nice cars, ten credit cards, she's never worked a day
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He slaves his fucking ass off to support his rotund wife
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He's lost his own identity for the remainder of his life
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His fourteen-year old daughter has her third kid on the way
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Collect some life insurance is a message I convey
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Kids are screaming
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wife is nagging
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Dog is barking
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He had to burn it down
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Strike the match
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Dead bolt that latch
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Gone in a flash
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Burn it down
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He's like a soulless being, like a hamster on a wheel
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As soon as you tied that knot that cage was made of steel
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I'll enroll myself in Weight-Watchers or, maybe, join a gym
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What about that thousand-dollar treadmill that you bought on a whim?
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He slaves his fucking ass off to support his rotund wife
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He's lost his own identity for the remainder of his life
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His fourteen-year old daughter has her third kid on the way
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Collect some life insurance is a message I convey
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The kids are screaming
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The wife is nagging
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The dog is barking
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He had to burn it down
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Strike the match
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Dead bolt that latch
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Gone in a flash
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Burn it down
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The kids are screaming
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The wife is nagging
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The dog is barking
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He had to burn it down
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Strike the match
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Then pull that latch
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Gone in a flash
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Burn it down
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Fourteen-year old daughter has her third kid on the way
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Collect some life insurance is a message I convey
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Capitalizing From Plump Mistakes
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GutterMouth |