(Roll Sloppy Love Jingle Sequence 1. Action!)
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Bartender!
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"Yeah I hear your wise ass, give me a minute."
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I'm trying to get this round over here.
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"What do you think I'm just working for you here?"
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Actually, will you, will you send a drink, to the lady at the end of the bar? Yeah that one right there.
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"Here you are man."
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Yeah, yeah. It's on me. Tell her it's from Travie.
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"It's from this guy over here."
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From the second she shimmied in
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I was intrigued by her essence
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And my first instincts to make sure that my presence was felt
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Simple and plain
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I'm probably jumping the train
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But all I could see was my name engraved on her belt
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Hit the pause button
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Damn!
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I don't even know this girl
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And I'm already practicing my sweet-nothins
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But that's a classic trait of a soft-spoken, heart-broken, fellow like my self best believe (pussy)
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I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve
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But that night the Jagermeister had my sleeves rolled up
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Wait a minute, hold up
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I think she caught me grillin' now I'm spillin' my drink (don't look don't look)
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I knew our feelings were in sync so now she gave me the wink
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The only problem is, I'm not your ordinary, average Romeo
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A Cyrano de Bergerac (shut the fuck up)
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In fact, I remember back in fifth grade
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I tried to read the book of love, but sadly
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The introduction didn't grab me
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So I left it on the shelf and kept moving
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Assuming that this planet rotates
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I'll just procrastinate until the day I bump into my soulmate
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Who would've thunk I would be pissy ass drunk when time came for collision
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So I made the decision to just keep my composure (cool cool)
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Until she started getting closer
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And then I felt this weird feeling underneath my left shoulder, and then I
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Slipped, tripped, busted my lip and fell in love
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The minute that she stepped in the door
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The type of girl I'd have to make a couple mix tapes for
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To me she equaled MC squared and everything else was mathematics
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I never took the time to practice
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Sloppy Love Jingle, Pt. 1
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Gym Class Heroes |