It's so hard to have a conversation with you
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It's not what you say or what you do
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You're my real good friend
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Yes, that I must admit
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That's why it breaks my heart to tell you this
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You spit when you talk
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Oh yeah, I had to say it
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Got something to say
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And then you go and spray it
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I got a dry-cleaning bill and
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I'm gonna make you pay it
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You spit when you talk
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Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk
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Well, at the office party
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You sang karaoke
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Electrocuted yourself
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Singing "Okie from Muskogee"
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It's not a little secret
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No, it's something that is known
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If you want to talk about it
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can't you call me on the phone?
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Because you spit when you talk
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And I'm just being honest
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Everything I own
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Has your saliva on it
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If I talk to you much longer
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I swear I'm gonna vomit
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You spit when you talk
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Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk
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Now the only friends you have
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Are on Facebook and on MySpace
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They all talk behind your back
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'Cause it's the only dry place
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You were so excited at the game
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When Jeter had a triple
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Got my T-shirt so wet that everybody saw my nipples
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You spit when you talk
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And it ain't getting better
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I know what you had for dinner
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'Cause it's right here on my sweater
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If you've got an interpreter
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You'd better go and get her
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You spit when you talk
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Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk
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Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk
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You Spit When You Talk
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Jimmy Fallon |