Do you guys have fake IDs?
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(crowd cheers)
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Yeah, you gotta have fake ids man...
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You know, i'm not gonna narc you or anything...i'm not like 21 Jump Street you
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know
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"C'mon, hey. You told me - in the audience - you said you had a fake id, now
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talk to this officer."
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You gotta have a fake id man, its the most fun cool thing that you could ever
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have in college because you're a totally different person, for one night. I
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mean, if you chalk it or if you get, like, one that looks nothing like you its
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more fun. And you can never ask your friends if its cool because they just
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want to drink, so they'll just tell you its cool like
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"Let me see that, i'll tell you if its cool. Oh yeah, you got a good one, you
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got a GOOD one, you got a good one. Yeah, this'll work. This is gonna work.
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Uh huh, yeah, this one's gonna work. Just trust me, wear the turban. Put on
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the turban, it'll work, trust me. Don't be a pussy, its really good..."
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Gotta Get A Fake I.D.
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Jimmy Fallon |