Oh, all the names and locations have been changed
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To protect the innocent, which would be me
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Well, I missed class today, slept in a little late
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Had too much fun last night
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At least I got an "A" on my last test
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I drank a case of Keystone Light
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Well, that's the beer we drink here
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You always get your money's worth
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You put your beer goggles on, and they don't wear off
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Until you're lovin' the worst
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So let's change the subject
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Well, how about those grades?
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Well, there's an "A" in alcohol
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A "B" in beer, "C" is for the night class we live all year
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"D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"
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So "F" is for, for Everclear
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The teacher missed class today, slept in a little late
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Had too much fun last night
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At least she took us up on our last offer
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To drink some warm, red wine
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She used to be a stripper at the Ol' Red Fox
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Down on Highway 69
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Well, let me tell you friends, her shirt came off
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By the end of the night
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Well, let's change the subject
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Well, how about those grades?
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Well, there's an "A" in alcohol
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A "B" in beer, "C" is for Ms. Carter who we love so dear
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"D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"
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So "F" is for, for Everclear
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Okay, here's where it gets good
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So we missed class today, slept in a little late
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Had too much fun last night
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Well, I woke up this morning without any warning
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Ms. Carter's layin' by my side
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Well, I got a full ride all last night
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She really knows her Sex Ed
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And I learned more with my hands on
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Than any book I've ever read
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Well, let's change the subject
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Well, how about those grades?
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There's an "A" in alcohol
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A "B" in beer, "C" is for Ms. Carter who's asleep right here
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"D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"
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So "F" is for, for Everclear
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That ol' "D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"
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So "F" is for, for Everclear
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For Everclear
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Jerrod Niemann |