Sgt. Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, ingenious Sgt. Pilcher
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He's found a way to make them pay
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For the deviant things they do and say
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Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, quick-witted Sgt. Pilcher
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He's a dutiful man with his task at hand
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And he's bound to insure with his master plan
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The purity of the motherland, Sgt. Pilcher
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In October of 1968 in the heart of Montague Square
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There was rumor of some deviation
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So Pilcher's Squad was there
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Though it was determined before the intrudence
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The flat was fully clear
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When Pilcher arrived and made his inspection
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The hashing magically appeared
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Sgt. Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, ingenious Sgt. Pilcher
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He's found a way to make them pay
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For the deviant things they do and say
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Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, quick-witted Sgt. Pilcher
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He's a dutiful man with his task at hand
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And he's bound to insure with his master plan
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The purity of the motherland, Sgt. Pilcher
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In March of 1969 on return from the store
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Patty Harrison found Pilcher's squad waiting at her door
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Planting tidbits on the pop-stars seemed quite the thing to do
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'Till it landed Pilcher in the pokie in 1972
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Sgt. Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, ingenious Sgt. Pilcher
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He's found a way to make them pay
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For the deviant things they do and say
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Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, quick-witted Sgt. Pilcher
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He's a dutiful man with his task at hand
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And he's bound to insure with his master plan
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The purity of the motherland, Sgt. Pilcher
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Pilcher's Squad
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