I was taking a walk during my lunch break,
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and came across a man in a dirty brown jacket covered with many political bumper stickers that had contradicting slogans.
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He looked me right in the eye, and then he said:
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Keep it down, the FBI is watching me
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They bugged my lunchbox because I know their filthy schemes
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They're going door to door and taking everybody's jobs
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The CIA gave me LSD
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Political bum, Political bum
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He's got his opinions and a bottle of rum.
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He used to be a hippie now he lives on the streets
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Striking up debates with everyone that he meets.
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Political bum
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I tried to get away, but he followed me, holding up his sign that said, "Will eat for food."
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My avoidance seemed to fuel his passion, and I braced myself for another barrage of confusing rhetoric.
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I lost my balls to a bomb in Koreatnam
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They have sex tape Kim Jon Ill and Uncle Sam
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Mountain Dew is a fundamental human right
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You sank my partisanship
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The sun was beginning to set at this point, and I could tell that he was just getting warmed up.
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Insane or not, you had to admire his dedication to his ideals. Whatever they are.
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Tinfoil helmet is protecting my brain waves
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The DMV is run by alien sex slaves
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911 was an upside job
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Somebody kill the fucking whales
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Republican or Democrat, you can't really tell
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But your eyes start to water when you notice the smell
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You won't never get me back on a plane
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I caught herpes from the TSA
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JFK shot Abraham Lincoln
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Somebody give me some change
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I see him on the corner almost everyday
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I think he takes his showers at the YMCA
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Political Bum
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| Psychostick |
