Lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin
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Papa dont blame mama or tell her how lazy shes been
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Its been prescribed by a doctor and the doctor said it aint no sin
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So lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin
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Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars
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I dont need no college counselor to tell me how lucky I are
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I lay the blame on the clinic and man its got me this far
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Yeah, Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars
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Chorus:
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If only Dad would have spanked me instead
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Of dopin me up and messing with my head
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I might have turned out to be a regular guy
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But its all that I know and I gotta get high
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So lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine
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Ill chop some lines maybe one at a time till were feeling no pain
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Ill bite my tongue till its numb and Ill talk till I drive you insane
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Yeah, lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine
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Chorus
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So lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos
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Ive been high since I was just a little guy in my Underoos
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I sit around on my ass smokin grass and watchin classic cartoons
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Yeah, lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos
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Yeah, Lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos
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Wiggles & Ritalin
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| Reckless Kelly |
