My flatmate told me,
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Said that you'd rung while I was out
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Celebrating being young
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And I was thinking while I was drinking,
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I'd like to think I'm an adventurous chicken...
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I never know when the night has ended,
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I'm more stupid than God intended!
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Instead of listening to the don'ts,
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I just do.
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It's true! It's true! It's true...
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I'm not through yet!
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I wish I was teenage
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Instead I am your grandad
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I thought when I reached 27
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I'd be either in hell or heaven,
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Had a heart attack and went epileptic,
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Almost prophetic as it was pathetic.
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I looked grim,
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Shook the cold hand of panic,
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Said, "Have a nice death."
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But I'm no Titanic
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And now I'm riding like the Headless Horseman,
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On the run! On the run! On the run, yeah!
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I wish I was teenage, instead I am your grandad!
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Living like a teenage grandad,
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Looking rahter sad.
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My way is to be way out there.
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Living like a teenage grandad,
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Looking rather sa.
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My way isn't your way out...
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I never know when the night has ended,
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Man I'm more stupid than God intended!
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Now I'm htere,
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Living like a teenage grandad,
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Looking rather sad.
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My way isn't your way out...
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I Was a Teenage Grandad
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Pop Will Eat Itself |