Hey Mister I really like your daughter,
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I'd like to eat her like ice cream
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Maybe dip her in chocolate
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Hey Mister on your way to work
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In your Volvo, suit, and tie
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We'll, be crawling in your bed soon
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Messing around, maybe getting hot
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It's not what ya did,
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It's not what ya didn't
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God gave her a perfect body
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And now I'm all up in it.
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It's not she's a tramp.
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It's not she's not pure.
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She just likes getting her fuck on,
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And it's good one of that I'm sure
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Hey Mister I really like your daughter.
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When I'm horny like thirsty
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She's a bottle of water.
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Hey Mister how'd it get so bad
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You raised her so well
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And now she's calling me dad
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In the back seat naked of a new Volkswagen
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The perfect little gift for high school graduation.
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It's not what ya did,
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It's not what ya didn't
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God gave her a perfect body
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And now I'm all up in it.
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It's not she's a tramp.
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It's not she's not pure.
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She just likes getting her fuck on,
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And it's good one of that I'm sure
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Nana na nana na,
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Nana na nana na,
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Nana na nana na,
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Ha hahaha ha ha haha
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I eat all the food in your fridge
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Call my friends around the world
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Rack up your long distance too
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Breakstands neutral drops
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Wreck all your cars
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Drink all the booze in your cheezy ass wet bar
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Order stuff on your credit cards
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Leave boogers in the skippy jar
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Smoke your cigars
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Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars
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When you call in late from work tell your wife
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You're at the titty bars
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It's not what ya did,
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It's not what ya didn't
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God gave her a perfect body
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And now I'm all up in it.
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It's not she's a tramp.
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It's not she's not pure.
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She just likes getting her fuck on,
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And it's good one of that I'm sure
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I can't lie I have to tell the truth
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Man to man mister it's all a total spoof
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Your daughter's a freak
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Your daughter's a pro
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When I'm done with her
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She'll do one of your bros
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I hope I never have a daughter
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I hope I never have a daughter
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I hope I never have a daughter
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I hope I never have a daughter
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Nana na nana na,
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Nana na nana na,
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Nana na nana na,
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Nana na nana naaaaaaaa!
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Hey Mister
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