Tony’s got a botfly in his forehead
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Jenny’s got a guinea worm in her shoe
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Dave’s got leeches,
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Mike’s got flu,
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Everybody’s got a parasite,
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I’ve got you.
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First date: we thought it was great
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We drank and we ate.
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We stayed up real late.
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Next week we hit our peak
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Making the bedsprings creak.
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And now, one month later.
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Tony’s got a botfly in his forehead
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Jenny’s got a guinea worm in her shoe
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Dave’s got leeches,
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Mike’s got flu,
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Everybody’s got a parasite,
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I’ve got you.
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I guess that’s what I get
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For being a jerk instead of cooling my jets
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You were a wolf in a sheepskin
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Playing for keeps and I lost
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And now, twenty years later
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Tony’s got a botfly in his forehead
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Jenny’s got a guinea worm in her shoe
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Dave’s got leeches,
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Mike’s got flu,
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Everybody’s got a parasite,
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I’ve got you.
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I’ve got you!
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I’ve got you!
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Somebody tell me what to do
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Should I try a bit of vinegar?
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Has someone got an antidote?
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Band-aids, cyanide, hydrogen peroxide,
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Rum and coke if nothing else will do
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Everybody’s got a parasite,
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I’ve got you.
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Tony’s got a botfly in his forehead
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Jenny’s got a guinea worm in her shoe
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Dave’s got leeches,
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Mike’s got flu,
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Everybody’s got a parasite,
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I’ve got you.
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Antidote
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| Pain (American Band) |
